Pyr Comedy Club.

[grimjim]

A Fyrosian looks at the plant, unzips his armour and urinates on it.

*grabs a drink from the bar before diving thru the window yet agin*

*Jyudas frowns*

"I don't see why that's funny, or insulting. It is good to help the plants in the desert by watering them, they help us so much at other times."

During slaver times, not so long ago really, a Matis noble was throwing a big party for his daughter's wedding and going over the organisation. He organised the food, the decorations and, when it came to the drinks he decided to be generous.

"Give the slaves a pint of ale each as well, this is a celebration."

"My Lord Duke." Said his adjutant. "That's not a good idea, the Tryker can't hold their drink!"

"What do you mean?" Said the Duke. "The Tryker are renown for their love of a tipple."

"No my Lord, we cut their arms off."

[legokid]

*Sen'Aqua climbs in through broked widow and up to Jyudas*

That was low Jyudas *smack*

"There's one...Why do you drink Jyudas?"

*Jyudas starres blankly*

To dull the pain...bye!

*Picks up Jyudas and throws him through the broken window*

Haha you need to watch your tongue...hehe didn't know I was that strong. I don't think you should fix that window in fact you should charge people to jump, climb, and be thrown through it. Hmm just tea please.

Not a bad idea, what kind of tea?

LakeLand berry.

Coming right up.

//Sen'Aqua

[rhaenaan]

Right from the Ryzom headlines (amazing what happens when you push them through multiple translators):

Wednesday,09 August , 2006 at 10:00 UTCStory : Mektoub Illicit sexual relationship and Royal Son Stevano on Atys narrative by Marjo

<sigh>It's one thing to suspect them of it...it's another to have the devs point it out so blatantly.

[meloner]

*clears throat*

2 drunk Fyros stumble out of the bar and into the desert. Arm in arm, singing and holding half empty bottles in their hands, they stop to stare at a creature. Vision blurred from the drink, one of them points and says :

-Look! *hiccup* a...a zerx !
-Nah ! *hiccup* it's a...lumper ! *burp*
-I'm telling ya it's a zerx !
-Tis a bleeding lumper !
-Zerx ! ! !
-LUMPER !

**WHAM** **CLONK** **OW !** **SNAP** **YEOW !**

-You're right.....it was a zerx....

OOC : the thread is a bit old but I imagined that one with an old friend (woudalf)....*sigh* happy memories...