Atysian Idol Fashion Show!

[Lanist]

Greetings my friends,

I thought that I should pass this little bit of information along to you all seeing that I believe it may be of intrest to you.

The other night after working on the gladiator leagues I stopped by the Yubos Leg in Pyr for a beer to wind downafter the thirsty work of figuring out the Standings and who did I bump into, Wormbreath!

He was pretty well oiled up by then on Firewine with KamiBlast chasers on the side. He was ranting about that Idol judge Celon. He said, “Yarrrrrrrr, that blasted puny homin, insultin the contestants was he”! “I’m the one should do the insultin around this place”! “Not some self appointed namby pambi no nothing clueless judge”!

“In fact if some O them there contestants that lost were to buy me a few rounds, I would wrap up ole Celon and tie a bow on his pretty boy head for them”! “Then deliever him out in the wild some place fer them to settle their diffrences with the scallywag”.

“I’ll tell ye what Lanist ole buddy, hick, burp, if ye see any of those loosers, tell em that good ole Wormy will be here March 1st at midnight GMT, 7:00pm EST and they can come on over and buy me those rounds and tell me a bit O their problems with that Ragus spawn Celon”!!

After that he staggered out of the Yubos Leg muttering something about feeding his pet Cuttlers.

[vguerin]

Ohhhh... a mention of KamiBast. I thought that disappeared from the lore... tell us more please !

[Lanist]

This morning when I left my apartment, I found this message attached to my door with a large dagger, it may be of further interest to those of you that missed the Worm last night in Pyr.

Hey, Lanist ole buddy! I know you have ways of getting information out on the sly, put this where those Idol contestants can see it would ya? I met a girl that writ what I said last night so I’ll let her do the hard work of finishin des message.

Yo Lanist, I’m Cyndi, I met tall dark and ugly here last night and he insists that I write for you what went on at the Yubo’s Leg last night, these are his words mind you, not mine, though I admit that his plans sound like a good bit of fun.

Wormy’s words of wisdom;

Ok ya mugs, here’s the deal See? Yea the deal. I’m gonna tell the sucker….. erm… I mean Celon that there’s a Goth party gonna be at the Matis Arena See? And I wants ta hire him to do the best dressed Goth judging See?

So he’s supposed ta come here to da Yubos Leg fer a bit of a meetin. See? Yarrr, now you mugs should be hangin around here dressed in black see? Kinda Goth like…. Besides the blood from later won’t show as bad, Harrrr, Harrrr. And you mugs, send ole Celon a lot of drinks See?

After he gets good and loosened up, I’ll tell him we gots ta go to da Arena to have him figure where he wants ta judge from See?

Harrrrr, Harrrrr, once we gets him in the Arena, aren’t no coppers or anyone can interfere wit our bit of fun See? Anything goes in the Arena, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I’ll get him out in the center of da Arena and you mugs follow us from Pyr and come on in through the entrance so da bum can’t escape See? I’m teleportin meself, none of this runnin around fer me, See?

Don’t use swords or nukes, that’s to darn fast fer the likes of Celon, use yer fists and kick him around, more fun that way and he lasts longer, See? If the ninny dies too fast, then Rez the sucker a few times so everyone gets a chance at em.

You mugs got that? I’m thinking that Saturday, March 4th around 9:00pm GMT and Erm…. That would be….ah…. *counts on his toes* Arrrrrr, that be, 4:00pm EST.

And all I’m askin ya mugs to do is every now and then stop in and see my good friend the Barman over there and make sure that your ole buddy Wormys bar tab is kept paid off fer the next month, See?

Well, do we have a deal?


That’s about all I remember Lanny honey, that Wormy was filling me with Stinga rum and KamiBlast the whole time.