New Roleplay idea?

[hans1976]

Three of the Fyros looked sternly at the Gingo who, terrified, screamed "I'M A YUBO, I TELL YA! A YUBO!"

I B@W, so cant laught right out but this is the best joke I read in ages. Very nice picture drawn and I keep thinking about the Samsara's faces stained with black and red, standing huddled together while Jyudas holding up the gingo with him arm streched out forward, the gingo screaming....

[hans1976]

Okee, picture this Matis, Tryker and Fyros. They are captured by the Fiends of Fury, a cannibalistic tribe near Fairhaven.
The chief explains to the poor homins what will happen next: "We will skin you alive, cook you, eat you and make a boat out of your skin! But before anything else, you can make one last wish."
The Matis asks for a gun with a single bullet, which he is given. Putting the gun against his temple "I dont want to be skinned alive, farewell cruel world!" he pulls the trigger and dies.
The Tryker sees this and agrees, asks for the gun too and shoots himself aswell.
Now it is up to the Fyros. "Can I have a fork?"
The chief is puzzled, "A fork?"
"Yes, a fork..."
So the chief stands up, orders a fork and hands it to the Fyros. The Fyros takes the fork, turns it around and furiously starts stabbing himself in the chest and laughs like a madman: "No-one makes a boat out of me now!"

[glipe]

A member of each of the four races find themselves chatting over drinks after the celebration in Windermeer. The Zoria buys the first round, the Matis the second, the Fyros the third. As the drinks are drained, the three look round at the Tryker, who smiles sheepishly, shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Sorry guys, I'm a little short."

[vutescu]

Contest. Zorai, Matis, Triker. Who will make the best magic amplifier.

Triker go in PR, gathers supreme mats: bark, fiber and amber and obtains HI-Q supreme magic amplifier of damage (q250).
Matis makes a raid on bosses, kills a lot of them and with the loot makes HI-Q supreme magic amplifier of afliction cast speed (q250)
Zorai buys mats from shops, bribes all the harvesters to gather mats, and finally ends with HI-Q superme magic amplifier of elemental power (q250)

Confusion. Who's the winner? A Fyros comes and asks to be in charge in solving the problem. He gaters all the amps and starts looking at them. After a while he asks for a knife. He starts scratching the amps. Then gives back the amps and walks away without a word. On all the amps were scratched "Crafter: Fyros".

[matteo81]

Well, Kenny the male yubo costs a lot of money, but the fryos farmer decides he'd be Worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving
the yubo a pep talk.

I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of female yubos to service
here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a
good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a
chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the yubo house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every yubo in the house- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the igara pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a herd of capyrini, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the capyrini.

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing gingos and goari. The
farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last
24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. kirosta are
circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the kirosta's circling in the sky and says,
"Shhh, they're getting closer".

[glipe]

Lol! I like that one Sainta!